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Old 09-12-06, 04:36   #10 (permalink)
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Nima joon,
ghabl az hamechiz baayad begam ke man asslan hosseley aashegh shodan nadaaram...dardessaresh ziaade amaa agar hamchin mardio peydaa konam divoonash misham...albate baayad begam ke hanooz hamchin tikey ro nadidam. Hamishe taraf az yek jaa lange:
1) az khodam mossen tar baashe.

2) ghiaafash mardoone baashe.. massalan az in bachey boor haay suissi nabaashe (ah ah pif pif).

3)ham dalghak baashe, ham sare moghash kheili jedi.

4)fahaalo, kaario zerang baashe...az in bache tambalaaye in dore zamoone kheili.
badam miaad ke taa 30 saalegi khoone babashoon hastan va pool az oon migiran.

5)too harf zadan yaa barkhordesh jazabe daashte baashe...ke betoone mano begzaare sare jaam.

6)asslan gedaa va khassiss nabaashe chon ke asslan baa marde khassiss nemitoonam zendegi konam.

7)etemaad be nafss daashte baashe va har saanie hesse hessaadatesh gol nakone. albate baa gheyrat baashe chon ke marde gheyrati kheili doost daaram.

na mikhaam khoshgel baashe, na pool daar amaa shoghlo maghaame khoob daashte baashe too jaamehe chon ke mard baayad az zanesh baalaa tar baashe.

9)fahmo shohooro savaad ke baayad daashte baashe (age taraf pool daare baashe amaa savaad nadaashte baashe asslan nemishe)-->yanni doost daaram baraam yek chizaay tarif kone ke mano dahan baaz negah daare...

10)bande naafo baa faamilesh boride baashe: hey maman, maman yaa papa papa nakone...(ah ah pifffffffffff be in mardaay ke aadamo kachal mikonan baa faamileshoon. massalan migan: "aval nane va khaaharam bad zanam!"

haalaa Nima agar hamchin mardio peydaa kardi...man yeki behet iman peydaa mikonam...telefonam am ke daari...khabaram kon...felan beram sare Ski...
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