ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = baby
________________________
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn''t need
________________________
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
_______________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all
_______________________
LONGEV IT Y
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
_______________________
PROPENS IT Y TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn''t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won''t change, and she does
______________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
____________________
__________________
ツ
Q♠ Q♦ Q♣ Q♥
Asraare Azal Raa Na To Daani O Na Man, Vin Halle MoaMaa Na To Daani O Na Man,.
Hast Az Pase Parde GofteGooye Man O To, Chon ParDe Bar Oftad Na To Maani O Na Man,.
©
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥