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T.H · 27-04-08, 03:08

Are you Iranian /?

1st You drink every morning and chay
Nuno panir
2nd You use at least 5 times a
Day words like "azizam"
"ghorbunet beram"
"ekhtiar them,"
"sharmande"
3rd You start every second sentence
"bebin"
4th If you have a clock by 17
Appointment did, you go by 18
Los clock
5th Your parents want you
Doctor /'ll mohandes
6th Your mother says at least 2
Times a day to you, "bacham,
ghorbunet beram "
7th Once you have a
Wedding / mehmuni etc. come,
you catch on to blaspheme
8th If you are in an Iranian
Restaurant go eat and pay
want, says the waiter
"ghabeletun nadare"
9th Your wardrobe consists
mostly black
Clothes
10th At least one out of your
From the family or kinship
was a good friend of the SHAH
(June amash)
11st When it comes to paying up, do
you as if you want to pay,
it is only "tarof
shabdolazimi "
12nd If you visit expect,
by 13 clock should be there,
you will receive by 16 clock
13rd You and your Iranian guests
talks lasted 30 minutes before the door,
it only wanted you to
Door accompany
14th If you go to the toilet
it seems there you
asleep
15th Your mother will consistently
, but "delesh
nemiad "
16th Your father will prefer,
that his daughter always with him
remains
17th You eat at least once
Day rice and meat
18th You eat salad (Boshghab Boshghab)
19th If you visit expect is
on the table a bunch of
Fruit
20th You're a thick head
21st Your mother expects 4 Guests
and cook as much as 10 guests
22nd If you're visiting one says
you constantly "ruze gerefti?
mive bokhor, shirini bokhor "
21st Your / s uncle / aunt says to you
"dayi" / "khale"
22nd Your / s father / mother says to you
"baba" / "maman"
23rd In each of your room is a
Persian carpet
24th Your favorite food is next
chelo kabab ghorme sabzi or
zereshk polo
25th Your parents say to School
eskool to cabinet Komood
26th You wear a trailer Iran
27th Your Internet IDs included
Persian / Iranian
28th Boys: your parents allow
you not your eyebrows to
(Zire Abrooto bardari)
29th Boys: your parents allow
Ohrstecker you not to wear
30th Men: you and your wife have
You divorce, but you
it still does not permit,
with other men to arrange
31st If you visit did you say
"khune khodetune"
32nd You have beautiful, big eyes
33rd You have long eyelashes
34th Your parents grumble constantly,
that you go into the solarium, because
they are your own bright beautiful skin
find
35th You wear gold jewellery
36th Men: nobody should your wife
with bad eyes or look
even touch
37th Your favorite ice cream is faloode
38th You do not go to the doctor if
you're sick
39th Men: You are very good at it,
the women fairy tale to tell
40th Your parents always tell you
again, what a country Iran times
was
41st You say you are from Tehran,
even if you're not
42nd You kisses and the umarmst
Sincerely, people who you do not
know
43rd You're perspolisi or
esteghlali
44th Your children should be in
nothing
45th Your mother is a
About mother
46th You wish you McDonalds
would "Kale paache"
47th Your parents have a
Samavar
48th Your temperament often
Register on time
49th You bring lunch with Iranian
to school / work
50th After dinner they argue
Women about who the dishes
washes, while the men cards
play on their tea and wait
51st Your parents prädigen constantly,
how important it is "and haroom
Halal "to know
52nd Your mother has a
Cleaning frenzy
53rd Your parents always tell you
again, that "behtarin dore
Dore bachegi Bude "
54th You say to the friends of
your father AMU
55th Your parents have
Miniature paintings on the walls
depend
56th You have a flag in Iran
hang your room
57th You're proud that you
Persians are
58th If you for a long time
Known on the street,
like you say "bah
bah, parsal dust, emsal
ashena "
59th Men: a girlfriend ranges
you do not
60th Women: You color your hair
at least 3 times a year
61st Women: You have gossip
Iranian boys, but they have
Ultimately prefer
62nd Women: You're not bigger
than 1.63
63rd You drink at least 5 times a
Chay day
64th It has made you as a child
"atishpareh" or
"vurujak"
65th If you have something exciting
telling, you will always louder and
louder without having to remember
66th You laughing so loud that it
still 2 km away hears
67th Your parents go to
Supermarket to buy bread and
come with 4 bags full back
68th You still guckst films with
Fardin, Foro Ozan and Behrouz
Vosoghi
69th You know all Persian
Restaurants and shops in your
City
70th Your parents forcing the
Electrician to eat with
71st As a child was your
Favorite poem "shangul
mangul and habeye angur "or
"khale Suske"
72nd If baba karam runs can
you do not sit still
73rd If you ask your mother,
you are not constantly around the neck to
, because you do not have child
are, you hear arguments as
"Sad saletam beshe
bachami "
74th You like exaggerate
75th Boys: as a child you were
shumbultalah called
76th Girls: Your father called Register
"dokhtare golam"
77th You go to the Chinese and eats
using a spoon and fork
78th you eat like peste, tokhme,
lavashak and Noon khameyi
79th Your favorite Cats
Persian cats
80th If your mother cooks may
no saffron in the rice missing
81st Your favorite fish is mahi
sefid
82nd Iranian your hairdresser has to
its door "to 19 clock
open "and you see
Clock him by 22 or hair cut
83rd You drink like doogh
84th You guckst Iranian channels like
PMC, and IPN TAPESH
85th Girls: You know with 12,
as your future children read
will
86th Your parents have at least
polopaze 8nafare one in the house
87th Your parents have you as a child
not allowed in school to
overnight
88th Boys: You're in Persian
Concerts girls to know
89th You drive a BMW, although you
are unemployed
90th You're good at math
91st Your parents are bitching and
disappointed if you are a 3
write
92nd You're a late riser
93rd On the evening invite your parents
parents your teacher for dinner
94th Your clock is always
intends 5 minutes before
95th If you like someone a compliment
makes your mother begins to
"esfand saret dud kone"
96th You say to your parents
"shoma"
97th If you and another person
want to enter a door, says her
constantly together
"befarmayin, befarmayin"
98th You're polite to someone who
although you do not like
99th Your parents have
"sanayedasti" in the house
100th As a child you were often times
dombale nokhod siah sent ;-)

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T.H Emperor Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 1,308 Credits: 5,034 Thanks: 3 Thanked 824 Times in 382 Posts	Are you Iranian /? Are you Iranian /? 1st You drink every morning and chay Nuno panir 2nd You use at least 5 times a Day words like "azizam" "ghorbunet beram" "ekhtiar them," "sharmande" 3rd You start every second sentence "bebin" 4th If you have a clock by 17 Appointment did, you go by 18 Los clock 5th Your parents want you Doctor /'ll mohandes 6th Your mother says at least 2 Times a day to you, "bacham, ghorbunet beram " 7th Once you have a Wedding / mehmuni etc. come, you catch on to blaspheme 8th If you are in an Iranian Restaurant go eat and pay want, says the waiter "ghabeletun nadare" 9th Your wardrobe consists mostly black Clothes 10th At least one out of your From the family or kinship was a good friend of the SHAH (June amash) 11st When it comes to paying up, do you as if you want to pay, it is only "tarof shabdolazimi " 12nd If you visit expect, by 13 clock should be there, you will receive by 16 clock 13rd You and your Iranian guests talks lasted 30 minutes before the door, it only wanted you to Door accompany 14th If you go to the toilet it seems there you asleep 15th Your mother will consistently , but "delesh nemiad " 16th Your father will prefer, that his daughter always with him remains 17th You eat at least once Day rice and meat 18th You eat salad (Boshghab Boshghab) 19th If you visit expect is on the table a bunch of Fruit 20th You're a thick head 21st Your mother expects 4 Guests and cook as much as 10 guests 22nd If you're visiting one says you constantly "ruze gerefti? mive bokhor, shirini bokhor " 21st Your / s uncle / aunt says to you "dayi" / "khale" 22nd Your / s father / mother says to you "baba" / "maman" 23rd In each of your room is a Persian carpet 24th Your favorite food is next chelo kabab ghorme sabzi or zereshk polo 25th Your parents say to School eskool to cabinet Komood 26th You wear a trailer Iran 27th Your Internet IDs included Persian / Iranian 28th Boys: your parents allow you not your eyebrows to (Zire Abrooto bardari) 29th Boys: your parents allow Ohrstecker you not to wear 30th Men: you and your wife have You divorce, but you it still does not permit, with other men to arrange 31st If you visit did you say "khune khodetune" 32nd You have beautiful, big eyes 33rd You have long eyelashes 34th Your parents grumble constantly, that you go into the solarium, because they are your own bright beautiful skin find 35th You wear gold jewellery 36th Men: nobody should your wife with bad eyes or look even touch 37th Your favorite ice cream is faloode 38th You do not go to the doctor if you're sick 39th Men: You are very good at it, the women fairy tale to tell 40th Your parents always tell you again, what a country Iran times was 41st You say you are from Tehran, even if you're not 42nd You kisses and the umarmst Sincerely, people who you do not know 43rd You're perspolisi or esteghlali 44th Your children should be in nothing 45th Your mother is a About mother 46th You wish you McDonalds would "Kale paache" 47th Your parents have a Samavar 48th Your temperament often Register on time 49th You bring lunch with Iranian to school / work 50th After dinner they argue Women about who the dishes washes, while the men cards play on their tea and wait 51st Your parents prädigen constantly, how important it is "and haroom Halal "to know 52nd Your mother has a Cleaning frenzy 53rd Your parents always tell you again, that "behtarin dore Dore bachegi Bude " 54th You say to the friends of your father AMU 55th Your parents have Miniature paintings on the walls depend 56th You have a flag in Iran hang your room 57th You're proud that you Persians are 58th If you for a long time Known on the street, like you say "bah bah, parsal dust, emsal ashena " 59th Men: a girlfriend ranges you do not 60th Women: You color your hair at least 3 times a year 61st Women: You have gossip Iranian boys, but they have Ultimately prefer 62nd Women: You're not bigger than 1.63 63rd You drink at least 5 times a Chay day 64th It has made you as a child "atishpareh" or "vurujak" 65th If you have something exciting telling, you will always louder and louder without having to remember 66th You laughing so loud that it still 2 km away hears 67th Your parents go to Supermarket to buy bread and come with 4 bags full back 68th You still guckst films with Fardin, Foro Ozan and Behrouz Vosoghi 69th You know all Persian Restaurants and shops in your City 70th Your parents forcing the Electrician to eat with 71st As a child was your Favorite poem "shangul mangul and habeye angur "or "khale Suske" 72nd If baba karam runs can you do not sit still 73rd If you ask your mother, you are not constantly around the neck to , because you do not have child are, you hear arguments as "Sad saletam beshe bachami " 74th You like exaggerate 75th Boys: as a child you were shumbultalah called 76th Girls: Your father called Register "dokhtare golam" 77th You go to the Chinese and eats using a spoon and fork 78th you eat like peste, tokhme, lavashak and Noon khameyi 79th Your favorite Cats Persian cats 80th If your mother cooks may no saffron in the rice missing 81st Your favorite fish is mahi sefid 82nd Iranian your hairdresser has to its door "to 19 clock open "and you see Clock him by 22 or hair cut 83rd You drink like doogh 84th You guckst Iranian channels like PMC, and IPN TAPESH 85th Girls: You know with 12, as your future children read will 86th Your parents have at least polopaze 8nafare one in the house 87th Your parents have you as a child not allowed in school to overnight 88th Boys: You're in Persian Concerts girls to know 89th You drive a BMW, although you are unemployed 90th You're good at math 91st Your parents are bitching and disappointed if you are a 3 write 92nd You're a late riser 93rd On the evening invite your parents parents your teacher for dinner 94th Your clock is always intends 5 minutes before 95th If you like someone a compliment makes your mother begins to "esfand saret dud kone" 96th You say to your parents "shoma" 97th If you and another person want to enter a door, says her constantly together "befarmayin, befarmayin" 98th You're polite to someone who although you do not like 99th Your parents have "sanayedasti" in the house 100th As a child you were often times dombale nokhod siah sent ;-) __________________ "T" is for Truth "H" is for Happiness......The way I feel when we are together. 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