RoadRunner

Students were assigned to read 2 books,
"Titanic" and "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
One smart-ass student turned in the following book report,
with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:


Titanic:..... $29.99.
Clinton:..... $29.99.
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read.
Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:..... Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.

white_hat

Prodigy

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.

The last bit was nice Merci kaa

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RoadRunner

mokhlese hamegi

white jan manam nadidam.. vali clinton intori ke malome mesle one dige lazem be didanesh nist