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(Funnnyyy) MATHEMATICS
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = baby ________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn''t need ________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man _______________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all _______________________ LONGEV IT Y Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. _______________________ PROPENS IT Y TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn''t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won''t change, and she does ______________________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ____________________
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man haha hamash baha bod ke sarpae hamaro khondam , damet garm kheily chakerim  
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damet garm kheily bahal bood,vali badbakht oon bache he,bayad nane babash fool bashan,ta in be donya biyad
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