marde aashegh ro chejoor beshnaassim!!!

niki7453 · 01-03-07, 16:50

shabetoon khosh bachehaa,
jaatoon khaali alaan baa chandtaa az doostaay naazam hastam: daarim chikaar mikonim? poshte sare shomaa mardaa migimo mikhandim. Sujey harfemoon chie? maa zanhaa chejoor befahmim ke shomaa mardaa ashegh shodin:

be nazare maa chandtaa, vaghti ke aashegh mishid:

1) negaah kardanetoon avaz mishe...dige negaah be baassano sinehaamoon nemikonid...messle pessar bachehaa khire mishid be kaar haamoon va vaghti ke negaahemoon miofte too negaahetoon sorkh mishido khande haaye "ahmaghaane" mikonid.

2) yeho transforme mishid va ghoroor ro mizaarid kenaar: goosh be harfaamoon midid. har parto palaay ke baratoon tarif mikonim baraatoon jaalebe. doost daarid az bachegimoon tarif konim, az darde shikami ke dishab nagozaasht bekhaabim, az ghazaay ke zohr khordim...kholaasse saaket mishido hamash goosh midid oonam baa 1 negaah o labkhande "ablahaane"

3) ehssaass mikonid ke "maale shakhssitoon" shodimo, hamash mikhaayd azamoon defaa konid...kaafie yeki negaahe chap behemoon bekone yaa ke baalaa tar az gol behemoon 1 chiz bege, miparid roosh baraay jango davaa...

4) ehtiaaj behemoon peydaa mikonid: 20-30 taa telefon dar rooz mizanido , be dombaale in hastid ke ghorboon sadaghatoon berim: "folaani marizam...folaani saram dard mikone...folaani maashinam benzin tamoom karde...folaani delam dard mikone...folaani biaa pisham...folaani tanhaam khaabam nemibare...

5) har ghiafey daashte baashim baaz ham baraatoon khoshgelim: az khaab bidaar shodim baa range paride, behemoon migid: "folaani aasheghe cheshmo abrootam..." haalaa cheshmaamoon pof kardeo moohaamoonam bonjolie amaa be dide shomaa zibaa hastim...

6) baraay avalin baar too omretoon kootaah miaayd va migid: "azizam hagh baa toe"...joori ke bad az inke in harfo mizanid khodetoon am baavaretoon nemishe ke hamchin harfi az dahanetoon dar oomade!

7) eshgh baazitoon dige messle filmaaye pornohi nist ke negaah mikonid. vaaghean eshgh baazi mikonid: mardoone va baa ehssaass...
vassate kaar 10baar migid: "folaani doosset daaram"

yeho baraay avalin baar too omretoon "fekre baba shodan" mizane be saretoon...

9) mirid too fekr ke cheoori tarafetoon ro be dast biaarid...1001 fekro khiaal: "aayaa oonam mano doost daare...aayaa divoone shodam...vaay delam dard mikone...aakhe chem shode?..."

10) aakharesh mizane be saretoono darkhaaste ezdevaaj ro baraay avalin baar too omretoon mikonid...

(...)

haalaa begid bebinam mano doostaam eshtebbbbbb goftim? agar chizi yaademoon rafte khaaheshmandam ezaafe konid!!!

black_white · 01-03-07, 17:13

shomam bayad ta mitoonid az in forsat estefadi konid chon marda too zendegishoun ye eshtebaho 2bar tekrar nemikonan

kako-shirazi · 01-03-07, 17:27

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Originally posted by black_white
shomam bayad ta mitoonid az in forsat estefadi konid chon marda too zendegishoun ye eshtebaho 2bar tekrar nemikonan

damet garm, baad az khoondane 1 sahfe arajif ba in ye jomlat haal oomadam

dj_javad666 · 01-03-07, 17:38

be nazar man eshgh mardaro to takht khab mishe fahmid hata lams kard

AA1 · 01-03-07, 17:41

agar didi javani bar derakhti tekke karde bedan ashegh shodasto gery e karde

**[OP]Nima** · 01-03-07, 18:20

niki jan

man nemidoonam to ba kodom "ablah'hai"

charkhidi ke yek hamchin tajrobiate talkhi barat be ja monde

Nostalgia · 01-03-07, 19:14

zende bad ham jens bazi

white_hat · 01-03-07, 19:35

yani man harvaght ashegh bodam intori bodam?! ah ah ah che badam omad az khodam

Ariclopydia · 02-03-07, 06:13

kheili bebakhshid niki jan ke in harfo mizanam vali age ma marda vaghti

ashegh mishim raftare ''ahmaghane'' mikonimo adamaye ''ablahi'' mishim

bayad begam ke shoma khanuma che mojoodate ''ablahtar''

va ''ahmaghtari'' hastin ke vaghti ye mard hazere hame zendegisho paye

shoma berize va kheili asheghane va paak doosetun dashte bashe

delesho mishkanino hameye ehsasatesho leh mikonin serfan be khatere

inke ghoroore kazeb va khodkhahiye bish az had hame vojoodetuno fara

migire va fek mikonin ke che ***hi hastin ke ye nafar mitune enghad

behetun bege dooset daram, vali bezarid begam ke vaghti oon adam

raft dige hichkas harchi ham ahmagh bashe tarafetun nemiad va

hamishe bayad beshinin afsoos bokhorin ke chera ghadre baaziharo

nadunestid!

bazam sharmande age yekam be gheiratam barkhord vali che konim ke

haghighat ba inke kheili talkhe vali bayad gofte shavad!

AA1 · 02-03-07, 06:20

Quote:

Originally posted by niki7453
shabetoon khosh bachehaa,
jaatoon khaali alaan baa chandtaa az doostaay naazam hastam: daarim chikaar mikonim? poshte sare shomaa mardaa migimo mikhandim. Sujey harfemoon chie? maa zanhaa chejoor befahmim ke shomaa mardaa ashegh shodin:

be nazare maa chandtaa, vaghti ke aashegh mishid:

1) negaah kardanetoon avaz mishe...dige negaah be baassano sinehaamoon nemikonid...messle pessar bachehaa khire mishid be kaar haamoon va vaghti ke negaahemoon miofte too negaahetoon sorkh mishido khande haaye "ahmaghaane" mikonid.

2) yeho transforme mishid va ghoroor ro mizaarid kenaar: goosh be harfaamoon midid. har parto palaay ke baratoon tarif mikonim baraatoon jaalebe. doost daarid az bachegimoon tarif konim, az darde shikami ke dishab nagozaasht bekhaabim, az ghazaay ke zohr khordim...kholaasse saaket mishido hamash goosh midid oonam baa 1 negaah o labkhande "ablahaane"

3) ehssaass mikonid ke "maale shakhssitoon" shodimo, hamash mikhaayd azamoon defaa konid...kaafie yeki negaahe chap behemoon bekone yaa ke baalaa tar az gol behemoon 1 chiz bege, miparid roosh baraay jango davaa...

4) ehtiaaj behemoon peydaa mikonid: 20-30 taa telefon dar rooz mizanido , be dombaale in hastid ke ghorboon sadaghatoon berim: "folaani marizam...folaani saram dard mikone...folaani maashinam benzin tamoom karde...folaani delam dard mikone...folaani biaa pisham...folaani tanhaam khaabam nemibare...

5) har ghiafey daashte baashim baaz ham baraatoon khoshgelim: az khaab bidaar shodim baa range paride, behemoon migid: "folaani aasheghe cheshmo abrootam..." haalaa cheshmaamoon pof kardeo moohaamoonam bonjolie amaa be dide shomaa zibaa hastim...

6) baraay avalin baar too omretoon kootaah miaayd va migid: "azizam hagh baa toe"...joori ke bad az inke in harfo mizanid khodetoon am baavaretoon nemishe ke hamchin harfi az dahanetoon dar oomade!

7) eshgh baazitoon dige messle filmaaye pornohi nist ke negaah mikonid. vaaghean eshgh baazi mikonid: mardoone va baa ehssaass...
vassate kaar 10baar migid: "folaani doosset daaram"

yeho baraay avalin baar too omretoon "fekre baba shodan" mizane be saretoon...

9) mirid too fekr ke cheoori tarafetoon ro be dast biaarid...1001 fekro khiaal: "aayaa oonam mano doost daare...aayaa divoone shodam...vaay delam dard mikone...aakhe chem shode?..."

10) aakharesh mizane be saretoono darkhaaste ezdevaaj ro baraay avalin baar too omretoon mikonid...

(...)

haalaa begid bebinam mano doostaam eshtebbbbbb goftim? agar chizi yaademoon rafte khaaheshmandam ezaafe konid!!!

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