[Funny] List of Thing You'll See at Persian Party

E90_GEN · 04-06-07, 16:03

List of Thing You'll See at Persian Party

Host:

When the host plans her/his party 12 months in advance just to make sure everyone in the world knows about it. Uses all sorts of advertising methods to spread the word.

You'll get rapid invitation in Facebook / Myspace about the same party from the same user.

They write on people's wall about the same party that if god forbid someone hasn't seen the invitation. Or another advertising method to show others about the party.

Invites people from Kalifornia even when the party is in Virginia, just so she/he spreads the fact that she is throwing a party.

Host puts on their most expensive clothing. Usually the same outfit that you have seen them in 6 different parties because they are so expensive that the owner can't afford other types so ultimately wears the same thing.

Example:

AIX White Belt For Guys
Gucci Sunglasses Which is worn inside the house
Puma Shoes
Most famous “I'm Cool as fcuk” shirt” that every Persian guy has.

Location:

Sends parents off out with her/his car, so as people come they see daddy and mommy's nice cars in garage.

Cars are Usually leased C class Mercedes Benz, or auctioned off S classes bought at a price of Honda Accord with 100K miles which you'll find out when you sit in them.

Somehow the host walks around the parts of the house that they never use, just so you can see how much of a baller they are. Which includes a very formal presentation already ready from the host as they prepare in order of 1. Price, 2. Location Bought (Usually Italy) even with sears tag on the back, 3. how much it means to them.

Iranian music is so obnoxiously loud that you can't make the words. The first hour only includes Iranian music which is followed by Rap to show gangsterness.

Drinks

Host has purchased one bottle of “Goose” which she presents to each person as they arrive. Like an award ceremony.

The person then takes 40 pictures with the goose bottle to later add to his Facebook as an album. The picture also includes extremely weird poses, (Kissing the bottle, making love to it, showing all sort of baller status gang signs).

All of a sudden, the whole bottle is distributed thought all the people as they all get a half sip or better measured in drops.

Host then sends friends to the local CVS to buy the cheapest brand beer to do the job.

People who haven't put their lips on alcohol all of a sudden become alcoholic because it's free beer.

With half a cup of alcohol, guys get drunk and start doing the “Bandari”. Cleverly showing that they are drunk, they start kissing the females or touching them in private areas as a joke to blame it on being drunk the next day.

People

The room becomes bright every semi second as the female group starts taking pictures next to each other. Usually around 200 pictures in the matter of an hour. Explains the albums you see on facebook Party Part 1, Party part 2, Party part 3. It's a proof for audience to make sure that you know that this particular person went to this so party.

Two hours into a party, you hear people fighting. Person is bitter from the fact that someone had said hi in the wrong way to their GF and fists are being thrown. Of course the fight ends in 14 seconds because it's just there to get attention. Also 30 seconds into the fight, both of them are drinking alcohol and laughing together.

You'll give girls rides even though they live in 5 Zip codes away just so if there is a case you'll get any...

A goodbye kiss on chick from a girl turns into a whole “3 Some, Gang bang Story” that is spread like fire the next day within the guys. Of course starts the after dramas of the the party for a few weeks.

Party is over at 12AM, by 12:30 your Facebook albums start to appear. All with one paragraph captions. You change your Facebook status about how this was the best party you went to and how life is good. Somehow every party is the best party.

You go to every person's Facebook, Mypsapce account and write a sentence about it was great seeing them even though you've met them for the first time. You do that for every single person that was there or even planned to come.

You go to sleep thinking of ways of describing the party tomorrow to someone so they could envy you. God forbid if they missed the party you attended, it was the one to go to and they are have missed the train and you are the better person for going to it.

Of course the dramatical things that you make up the next day are not to be forgotten. The gang bang with 3 of the hottest girls at the party, the 14 second fight which somehow has a 20min duration when explained, and so on and on.