Words Of Wisdom

**Gole_Orkide** · 24-08-07, 17:24

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos.

princess_yassi · 24-08-07, 18:35

lool kheili ba m aze boood..merC

**Nafass** · 24-08-07, 19:11

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos

YOU BET

24-08-07, 17:24	#1 (permalink)
Gole_Orkide Staff Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: No�waY ツ Posts: 15,096 Credits: 112,222 Thanks: 587 Thanked 5,930 Times in 2,248 Posts	Words Of Wisdom 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines 19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? 20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?" 22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. 23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. __________________ ツ Q♠ Q♦ Q♣ Q♥ Asraare Azal Raa Na To Daani O Na Man, Vin Halle MoaMaa Na To Daani O Na Man,. Hast Az Pase Parde GofteGooye Man O To, Chon ParDe Bar Oftad Na To Maani O Na Man,. © ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Wisdom	Nafass	Off Topic / Free Talk (Published)	1	28-04-08 22:59
Words Of Wisdom	Gole_Orkide	Off Topic / Free Talk (Published)	7	31-01-08 16:42
Pearls of Wisdom!	Nafass	Off Topic / Free Talk (Published)	0	31-10-07 09:53
Three words	Gole_Orkide	Off Topic / Free Talk (Published)	3	10-10-07 17:35
Best Words ...........	Gole_Orkide	Interesting Pictures	5	15-10-06 04:28

24-08-07, 18:35	#2 (permalink)
princess_yassi Forum God Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: somewhere in the middle of now where!:D Posts: 3,692 Credits: 2,481 Thanks: 146 Thanked 45 Times in 31 Posts	lool kheili ba m aze boood..merC

24-08-07, 19:11	#3 (permalink)
Nafass Cupid Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 19,385 Credits: 50,681 Thanks: 7,396 Thanked 11,037 Times in 3,723 Posts	24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos YOU BET