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Pregnant daughter
A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, She confides this ' news' to her mother.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you?
I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature And distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I'll take responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However,
If there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
Firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again !"
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16-01-08, 10:10
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Khoda ghesmate ma ham bokoneeh 
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Originally Posted by j_u_wan
Khoda ghesmate ma ham bokoneeh 
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HAmchon Mardi Mikhaay!? 
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16-01-08, 10:12
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Originally Posted by Gole_Orkide
HAmchon Mardi Mikhaay!? 
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 Mikhari baram ?
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16-01-08, 10:14
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 Mikhari baram ?
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Na Osoolan Un Aaghaahe B aayad Bekharatet, Bebinim hi Mishe Be TAfaavogh Miresid, Man Hich Dekhaalati Nemikonam,.  
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16-01-08, 10:15
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Midoenestam To kheyret nemirese Hamoen Mozo nargirlo bayad behet bebandim 
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16-01-08, 10:18
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Midoenestam To kheyret nemirese Hamoen Mozo nargirlo bayad behet bebandim 
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Eh, Unaaro Vel Kon, Baashe Baashe, Khodam Baraat Ye SHohare Pooldar Peyda Mikonam,. 
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16-01-08, 10:19
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Originally Posted by Gole_Orkide
Eh, Unaaro Vel Kon, Baashe Baashe, Khodam Baraat Ye SHohare Pooldar Peyda Mikonam,. 
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 Mese khodet tah rish nadashte basheha
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16-01-08, 10:35
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Human beings are members of a whole,
In creation of one essence and soul.
If one member is afflicted with pain,
Other members uneasy will remain.
If you have no sympathy for human pain,
The name of human you cannot retain.
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16-01-08, 10:38
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