Are you Iranian /?



1st You drink every morning and chay
Nuno panir
2nd You use at least 5 times a
Day words like "azizam"
"ghorbunet beram"
"ekhtiar them,"
"sharmande"
3rd You start every second sentence
"bebin"
4th If you have a clock by 17
Appointment did, you go by 18
Los clock
5th Your parents want you
Doctor /'ll mohandes
6th Your mother says at least 2
Times a day to you, "bacham,
ghorbunet beram "
7th Once you have a
Wedding / mehmuni etc. come,
you catch on to blaspheme
8th If you are in an Iranian
Restaurant go eat and pay
want, says the waiter
"ghabeletun nadare"
9th Your wardrobe consists
mostly black
Clothes
10th At least one out of your
From the family or kinship
was a good friend of the SHAH
(June amash)
11st When it comes to paying up, do
you as if you want to pay,
it is only "tarof
shabdolazimi "
12nd If you visit expect,
by 13 clock should be there,
you will receive by 16 clock
13rd You and your Iranian guests
talks lasted 30 minutes before the door,
it only wanted you to
Door accompany
14th If you go to the toilet
it seems there you
asleep
15th Your mother will consistently
, but "delesh
nemiad "
16th Your father will prefer,
that his daughter always with him
remains
17th You eat at least once
Day rice and meat
18th You eat salad (Boshghab Boshghab)
19th If you visit expect is
on the table a bunch of
Fruit
20th You're a thick head
21st Your mother expects 4 Guests
and cook as much as 10 guests
22nd If you're visiting one says
you constantly "ruze gerefti?
mive bokhor, shirini bokhor "
21st Your / s uncle / aunt says to you
"dayi" / "khale"
22nd Your / s father / mother says to you
"baba" / "maman"
23rd In each of your room is a
Persian carpet
24th Your favorite food is next
chelo kabab ghorme sabzi or
zereshk polo
25th Your parents say to School
eskool to cabinet Komood
26th You wear a trailer Iran
27th Your Internet IDs included
Persian / Iranian
28th Boys: your parents allow
you not your eyebrows to
(Zire Abrooto bardari)
29th Boys: your parents allow
Ohrstecker you not to wear
30th Men: you and your wife have
You divorce, but you
it still does not permit,
with other men to arrange
31st If you visit did you say
"khune khodetune"
32nd You have beautiful, big eyes
33rd You have long eyelashes
34th Your parents grumble constantly,
that you go into the solarium, because
they are your own bright beautiful skin
find
35th You wear gold jewellery
36th Men: nobody should your wife
with bad eyes or look
even touch
37th Your favorite ice cream is faloode
38th You do not go to the doctor if
you're sick
39th Men: You are very good at it,
the women fairy tale to tell
40th Your parents always tell you
again, what a country Iran times
was
41st You say you are from Tehran,
even if you're not
42nd You kisses and the umarmst
Sincerely, people who you do not
know
43rd You're perspolisi or
esteghlali
44th Your children should be in
nothing
45th Your mother is a
About mother
46th You wish you McDonalds
would "Kale paache"
47th Your parents have a
Samavar
48th Your temperament often
Register on time
49th You bring lunch with Iranian
to school / work
50th After dinner they argue
Women about who the dishes
washes, while the men cards
play on their tea and wait
51st Your parents prädigen constantly,
how important it is "and haroom
Halal "to know
52nd Your mother has a
Cleaning frenzy
53rd Your parents always tell you
again, that "behtarin dore
Dore bachegi Bude "
54th You say to the friends of
your father AMU
55th Your parents have
Miniature paintings on the walls
depend
56th You have a flag in Iran
hang your room
57th You're proud that you
Persians are
58th If you for a long time
Known on the street,
like you say "bah
bah, parsal dust, emsal
ashena "
59th Men: a girlfriend ranges
you do not
60th Women: You color your hair
at least 3 times a year
61st Women: You have gossip
Iranian boys, but they have
Ultimately prefer
62nd Women: You're not bigger
than 1.63
63rd You drink at least 5 times a
Chay day
64th It has made you as a child
"atishpareh" or
"vurujak"
65th If you have something exciting
telling, you will always louder and
louder without having to remember
66th You laughing so loud that it
still 2 km away hears
67th Your parents go to
Supermarket to buy bread and
come with 4 bags full back
68th You still guckst films with
Fardin, Foro Ozan and Behrouz
Vosoghi
69th You know all Persian
Restaurants and shops in your
City
70th Your parents forcing the
Electrician to eat with
71st As a child was your
Favorite poem "shangul
mangul and habeye angur "or
"khale Suske"
72nd If baba karam runs can
you do not sit still
73rd If you ask your mother,
you are not constantly around the neck to
, because you do not have child
are, you hear arguments as
"Sad saletam beshe
bachami "
74th You like exaggerate
75th Boys: as a child you were
shumbultalah called
76th Girls: Your father called Register
"dokhtare golam"
77th You go to the Chinese and eats
using a spoon and fork
78th you eat like peste, tokhme,
lavashak and Noon khameyi
79th Your favorite Cats
Persian cats
80th If your mother cooks may
no saffron in the rice missing
81st Your favorite fish is mahi
sefid
82nd Iranian your hairdresser has to
its door "to 19 clock
open "and you see
Clock him by 22 or hair cut
83rd You drink like doogh
84th You guckst Iranian channels like
PMC, and IPN TAPESH
85th Girls: You know with 12,
as your future children read
will
86th Your parents have at least
polopaze 8nafare one in the house
87th Your parents have you as a child
not allowed in school to
overnight
88th Boys: You're in Persian
Concerts girls to know
89th You drive a BMW, although you
are unemployed
90th You're good at math
91st Your parents are bitching and
disappointed if you are a 3
write
92nd You're a late riser
93rd On the evening invite your parents
parents your teacher for dinner
94th Your clock is always
intends 5 minutes before
95th If you like someone a compliment
makes your mother begins to
"esfand saret dud kone"
96th You say to your parents
"shoma"
97th If you and another person
want to enter a door, says her
constantly together
"befarmayin, befarmayin"
98th You're polite to someone who
although you do not like
99th Your parents have
"sanayedasti" in the house
100th As a child you were often times
dombale nokhod siah sent ;-)

You Know You Are Persian If...



82. You land in your new country with the attitude that they owe you something.
81. Your cologne precedes you into the room/car.
80. You refer to yourself as a Persian, not an Iranian.
79. You refer to every other Persian as a FOB.
78. You have a fear of being deported.
77. You refuse to drive anything but a BMW or Mercedes.
76. You refer to a BMW as a BMV.
75. You're always on the verge of trading in your Honda/Nissan for a Beamer or Mercedes.
74. You have a friend that designs websites.
73. You think Black Cats have talent.
72. You only hang out in droves of 12 or more.
71. Your wardrobe consists of black, black, and more black.
70. You think your uni-brow is sexy.
69. You celebrate when you receive your citizenship.
68. You're sister is harrier than you.
67. You wish Waffle House had "kaleh pache" on the menu.
66. You and your brother share girls.
65. You'll sleep with 1,000 blondes but you'll never marry one.
64. You trim your chest hair with clippers and then move down south too!
63. You rap along to DMX in Farsi.
62. You refer to blacks as sousques.
61. Your hair is a fire hazard.
60. You dream about girls in Iran taking it in the ass to keep their virginity.
59. You own a fake Rolex, Omega, or TAG.
58. Your Armani pants don't fit you, but you wear them anyways.
57. You think you're the first one to come up with Persian Mafia.
56. You know the Persian Mafia hand sign.
55. You rewind the movie Clueless to show your friends the Mafia part.
54. You tell people your half Italian.
53. You find cow tongue appetizing.
52. You have convinced yourself that your eyes are really green or blue.
51. You know Ali.
50. You have to explain to sefeeds that a visa is not a credit card.
49. You listen to rap but talk shit about black people.
48. Your refer to your dads friends as Amoo!
47. You order hot tea at Chili's.
46. Your parents have a samovar.
45. You have a houka as a centerpiece in your living room.
44. You take dates out to chelo kabob.
43. You have a persian rug in every room.
42. You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and figs.
41. You go to persian concerts for the falloudeh.
40. You actually like carbonated yogurt drinks.
39. You've ever been in a fight because someone called you a camel jockey.
38. You always taroff about who will pay.
37. You either tip 2% or 50% but never 15%.
36. You know how to flash your wallet and then put it back without paying.
35. You only wear Adidas athletic wear.
34. Your cell phone has a stupid-ass ring.
33. Your grandmother insists you eat something every time you visit her.
32. You refer to your group as Khodemuni.
31. You're intramural team consists of all persians and that one white guy.
30. You name your pet Versace.
29. You can get a hook-up almost anywhere you go.
28. You have ever participated in tax evasion.
27. You like Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin"

26. You'll listen to anything but country music.
25. Your parents say your becoming americanized anytime you get into trouble.
24. You know Samad is funnier than Jim Carrey.
23. You're parents have been here for 20 years but they still say "I like dat von".
22. You get mad when you see a persian girl with a sefeed because you your kir is bigger.
21. You say things like "It's all about being persian!"--what?!?
20. All your jokes are targeted towards Afghans and Turks
19. You hug and kiss relatives you have never seen before in your life.
18. Brag to everyone how you are from the true "Aryan" race
17. You curse at your teachers or strangers in Farsi
16. You have sudden and strange cravings for "doogh"
15. You drink so much chayee your piss is brown
14. You wonder whether a cute girl is Persian and go up to ask her just to start a conversation
13. You wear a gold "Allah" necklace or have a Quran in your house even though you are not Muslim
12. You have to constantly remind your American friends to take off their shoes when they enter your house
11. You know all the local Persian restaurants within a 30 mile radius of your house
10. You take Persian food to school or work to eat, even if it is cold kabob
9. Your wardrobe consists of two colors: black and grey.
8. You flip out when someone mistakes you for a Mexican or Indian.
7. The last three cars you owned were either Lexus, Mercedes, or BMW.
6. You have to explain to all your friends that being Persian and Iranian are the same thing.
5. You try to get hooked up with a discount when the owner of a shop is Persian.
4. You own a Persian pride hat, shirt, or an Iran jersey so everyone knows you are Persian.
3. You are hairy and damn proud of it.
2. Your vocabulary when talking to your Persian friends only consists of the words "koo..", "ko...", or "ki..."

1. Your AOL screen name is or contains a persian word.