Dumb Jokes

MysteriousG · 28-04-08, 13:19

Dumb Truckers

While driving along the back roads of a small town, two Arkansas truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3". They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4".

"What do you think?" one asked the other.

The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first.
"Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!"

.......................

Dumb Texans

On a shopping trip to the city a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished.

"Look what I've don, Jess," he said proudly to a visiting neighbor.

"That's surely somethin', Willard. How long did it take you?"

"Only two weeks."

"Never done a puzzle myself," Jess said. "Is two weeks fast?"

"Darn tootin'," Willard said. "Look at the box. It says, 'From two to four years."

ALi_Persia · 28-04-08, 20:30

Mersi Khale

mohammad r. · 15-05-08, 12:42

lol. that was a good joke..
let ME tell you a few, the are both riddle and joke.
1.
how does an elephant go up a tree?
with "difficulty"
2.
how does an lephant COME down a tree?
it waits untill fall comes, then sits on a leaf and come down.
3.
A person was walking from under a tree. A leaf fell on his head. he died instantly. why?
because an elephant was sitting on it to come down a tree! LOL

28-04-08, 13:19	#1 (permalink)
MysteriousG Neptune Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 6,210 Credits: 13,825 Thanks: 2,237 Thanked 1,466 Times in 818 Posts	Dumb Jokes Dumb Truckers While driving along the back roads of a small town, two Arkansas truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3". They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4". "What do you think?" one asked the other. The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first. "Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!" ....................... Dumb Texans On a shopping trip to the city a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished. "Look what I've don, Jess," he said proudly to a visiting neighbor. "That's surely somethin', Willard. How long did it take you?" "Only two weeks." "Never done a puzzle myself," Jess said. "Is two weeks fast?" "Darn tootin'," Willard said. "Look at the box. It says, 'From two to four years."

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15-05-08, 12:42	#3 (permalink)
mohammad r. Forum Ace Join Date: May 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 95 Credits: 125 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	lol. that was a good joke.. let ME tell you a few, the are both riddle and joke. 1. how does an elephant go up a tree? with "difficulty" 2. how does an lephant COME down a tree? it waits untill fall comes, then sits on a leaf and come down. 3. A person was walking from under a tree. A leaf fell on his head. he died instantly. why? because an elephant was sitting on it to come down a tree! LOL __________________ سر زد از افق، مهر خاوران فروغ دیده ی حق باوران بهمن، فرّ ایمان ماست پیامت ای امام، استقلال، آزادی نقش جان ماست شهیدان ، پیچیده در گوش زمان فریادتان پاینده مانی و جاودان جمهوری اسلامی ایران shah= parasite

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