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07-07-08, 13:14
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Men are like ... lol
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
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07-07-08, 13:18
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Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
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07-07-08, 13:20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ALi_Persia
Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
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Che esteghbali mikone bache
Moosh beshi 
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07-07-08, 13:21
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Quote:
Originally Posted by **Nafass**
Che esteghbali mikone bache
Moosh beshi 
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Akhe Vagheeyate 
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07-07-08, 13:22
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Quote:
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Akhe Vagheeyate 
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Khosham miad eghrar mikoni sabok mishi dar zemn jutam behesht reserve mikoni  
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07-07-08, 13:26
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ALi_Persia
Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
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aaakh daghiighaaaaaaaaaaaaaan   
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07-07-08, 13:28
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Quote:
Originally Posted by **Nafass**
Khosham miad eghrar mikoni sabok mishi dar zemn jutam behesht reserve mikoni  
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Sisi Joon
Man Az Aval Jam Too Behesht Bood
Akhe Khoda Behem Goft Harja Sisit Hast To Ham Miri Oonja 
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07-07-08, 13:29
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Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say
Vaghean!!! 
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..ما هميشه صداهاي بلند را ميشنويم، پررنگ ها را ميبينيم، سخت ها را ميخواهيم. غافل از اينکه خوبها آسان مي آيند، بي رنگ مي مانند و بي صدا مي روند
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07-07-08, 13:55
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ALi_Persia
Akhe Vagheeyate 
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khosham miyad ke u admit it 
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THE QUEEEENN IS HERE!!!
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07-07-08, 16:12
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Quote:
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khosham miyad ke u admit it 
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Khoshalam Ke SHoma Khoshet Oomad
JOoone Harkio Doos Darid Kari Nakonid Begam Ghalat Kardam  
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