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explain urself

HubOnLine

salam bacheha:

Hosalam sar rafteh bod goftam chee kaar konam, chee kaar nakonam?. raftam ye sitee va in magaaleh raa khondam va goftam baraay shomaa golhaa ham copy konam, khilee bahaaleh. haaleshoo bebarid.

What! No E-mail?

An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning).

After the test, the manager says, "You will be employed at minimum wage, $5.25 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can send you a form to complete and tell you where to report for work on your first day. Taken aback, the man protests that he has neither a computer nor an e-mail address. To this the MS manager replies, "Well, then, that means that you virtually don't exist and can therefore hardly expect to be employed."

Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having only $10 in his wallet, he decides to buy a 25 lb. flat of tomatoes at the supermarket. Within less than 2 hours, he sells all the tomatoes individually at 100% profit.

Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 before going to sleep that night.

And thus it dawns on him that he could quite easily make a living selling tomatoes. Getting up early every day and going to bed late, he multiplies his profits quickly. After a short time he acquires a cart to transport several dozen boxes of tomatoes, only to have to trade it in again so that he can buy a pick-up truck to support his expanding business.

By the end of the second year, he is the owner of a fleet of pick-up trucks and manages a staff of a hundred former unemployed people, all selling tomatoes. Planning for the future of his wife and children, he decides to buy some life insurance. Consulting with an insurance
adviser, he picks an insurance plan. At the end of the telephone conversation, the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send the final documents electronically.

When the man replies that he has no e-mail, the adviser is stunned, "What, you don't have e-mail? How on earth have you managed to amass such wealth without the Internet, e-mail and e-commerce? Just imagine where you would be now, if you had been connected to the internet from the very start!" After a moment of thought, the tomato millionaire replied, "Why, of course! I would be a floor cleaner at Microsoft!"

Moral of this story:

1. The Internet, e-mail and e-commerce do not need to rule your life.
2. If you don't have e-mail, but work hard, you can still become a millionaire.
3. Seeing that you got this story via e-mail, you're probably closer to becoming a janitor than you are to becoming a millionaire.
4. If you do have a computer and e-mail, you have already been taken to the cleaners by Microsoft.

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H.O.L.

moe_entezar

Give me your e-mail

bellosimo

age hava abri bashe ,
1)boro cinama,
2) bia to PH
3)ghaza bepaz
4)naghashi bokon
5)boro khoneh yeki

nanaz_shokolat

u dont wana no chiakr mikonam but since u asked i tell u with sansoor lol

mishinam koli ghose mihkoram bad chanta opetion daram:
1- ya miram gym
2- ya chan glass wine mihkoram yekam tipsy misham ya depres misham badtar ya khob misham..
3- ya zang mizanam dostam 6 saat harf mizanim vaghty taom shod harfemon yadam mire depress bodam
4- miram fast food pig out mikonam bad bishtar depress misham
5- miram vase khodam ye kafshe khoshgel mikharam ghoseham yadam mire
6- koli karaye dige ) see ei told u ke u dont wana no

HubOnLine

Then I don't wanna be around you vaghtee hosalat sar mireh, choon momkeneh baa lenge kafsh khoshgelet bioftee donbalam kotaaaaaaak.

PS: youtube the "shoes"? then we talk..it is funny..u'd lik it.

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**Nafass**

Khob pass koo?

Chera ta beh hal nazashti bebinim?

niroo_entezami

bayad ahang gozasht, ye gheyliyoon bekeshi, ye chai bokhori, va be fekre tabestoon bashi ke dari miri iran.

man harvakht delam gereft inkaro kardam va halam toope toop shod

Gole_Orkide

Akhey SHoma Hanuz Deletoon Gerefte,.

Aabe Joosh Berizid Taa Baaz Beshe,. jk

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B_a_r_a_n

Miaam PH Vel Migardam!

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