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حقیقتش دوستان دنبال یه ایده ای هستم واسه سالروز ازدواجم. میخوام کاری کنم که همسرم خوشحال شه.هر چی فکر مکنم به جایی نمیرسم و همه کارا تکراری شده و انگاری مغزمون هنگ کرده تازه دچار الزهایمر هم شدم. و تنها چیزی که تو ذهنمون مونده شکم خود بنده است:d حالا اگه کسی فکر جالبی داره لطفا ما را هم روشن کنه شاید با این کار شد سر خانوم کلاه گذاشت و زن دومی صیغه کنیم:d |
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Shoma aval shikame khanoome avaleto sir bekon bad boro too fekre sighe o zane dovom
![]() Ide baraye marde maaye daar: 1 shab neshini janane barash barnaame rizi kon, ba shaam too restoraane chico pico va 1 aftere sexy too hotele 5 setaare o az in harfaa. Age dige kheili maaye mikhaay bezaari va $ ziaad daari, 1 hafte bebaresh safar jaei ke doost daare--> Masalan Maldives. 1 halgheye jadid ba 1 almase 1 ghiraat am barash begir, dige khoshte mordat mishe ![]() Ide baraye marde faghir: Tamame rooz khanoometo beferest gardesh ba doostesh ya mamanesh, bad be dooste ya mamane begoo shab sa'at 19h00 baresh gardoone khoone. Shoma am beshin khoone, ashpazi kon (pish ghazaa, ghazaa va dessert). Khoonaro tamiz kon, golo molo bolbol am bezaar in var oon vare khoone. Sham roshan kon, music bezaar, 1 shishe sharabe khoob baaz kon. Badesh am 1 kam be khodet beress: atro aab golaabe ziaad am nazan ke kheili zaaye ast vali khob risho pashmo sibilo eslaah kon va Sa'at 19h00 am shoroo kon be romantic baazio dastmaal andaazio mehmoon navaazi. Harf ziad nazaniaa, taa mitooni amal kon--> maacho boose o az in harfaa P.S: dandoonato yaadet nare beshoori. Siro piaaz am too ghazaa o salad nariz!
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rooze saalgarde ezdevaj mamoolan ye rooydade private va khosoosi bara tarafeyn hast. leza be nazare man yek mosaferate 2 hafteh (kamtar ageh pool mool too basaatet kame) be yek makane ziba va khatere angiz(be nazare man jaee ke sard nabashe va tarjihan kharej az keshvare eghaamatet bashe) va eghaamat dar yek hotele ba hall(with occassional room service) va yek gardan bande ziba va nesbatan gheymati be zanet na faghat mitoone ye hedyeye hamisheh khatere aavari bashe, balkeh mitoone sex lifetoono
taa abad guarantee koneh, keh dige ehtiaj be zane sighe ham nadashte bashi
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یه گلچینی از آهنگ های توپ ردیف کن و شب با نور ملایم شمع و نوشیدن شراب تا می تونی باهاش برقص
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Man Kheili KonJkav Shodam Bedoonam Shoma Chand Salete Ke Niaz Be ViaGra Dari
![]() AGe Zire 59 Hasti Pishnahad Mikonam JaYe ViaGra X Bezani
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Auooooo ke maa ro koshti azize man! Pish az ghazaa: Salade meygoo ba ananas: 1 mosht meygoo gonde begir beriz too aabe joosh bad az 5mn bezaareshoon zire aabe yakh ke khonak beshan. Bad beriz too 1 zarfe saladi. 1 nime ananas am khoord kon roosh (tike haaye ghade meygoohat). 1 kam geshnizo jafari taaze am khoord kon beriz roosh, 1 kam serke, namak, felfel, roghan zeitoon, va felfele ghermez. 2 ta boshghabe khoshgel dorost kon...aval barge kaahoo ya 1 mosht alaf malaf ke too maghaaze migiri baraye salad dorost kardan bezaar vasate boshghaabet va roosh am in salade meygooto berizo serv kon! Ghazaa jooje morgh mizaari too fer ba 1 mosht advie madvie o roghan zeitoono az in cherto pertaa ke sorkh beshe. 1 kam berenj am dorost mikoni, roosh 1 kam berenje zafarooni ba badome boo daade (sorkh shode)....o kholasse 1 kam honar az khodet neshoon bede dige...sakht ke nist. age berenj balad nisti, sibzamini sorkh kon! Inam ba 1 jaame sharab serv kon ke ayaalet bege "bah bah che shohare ba kelassi daram" Dessert 1 mosht toot farangi migiri tamiz mikoni, az nesf mibori mirizi too 1 zarfe saladi. roosh 1 alame shekar mirizio mizaari too yakhchaal. shab ke shod, 1 boshghaabe miveyi barmidaari, 1 kam bastani be modele mostatili mizaari vasate boshghaabeto 2-3 taa ghashogh az toot farangi mirizi kenaaresho. Shireyi am ke andaakhte mirizi roosh ke decoresh bashe o kholasse ba 1 jaame champagne midi be khorde ayaalet. Baa in hame mavaade aphrodisiac ke man behet goftam berizi too ghazaat, vala belaa ehtiaj be viagra am nadaari, boro janam, boro too hejle ke joone hamamoono gerefti--> Ensha'alah pesar az aab dar miaad
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